• Sushi_Desires
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    3 years ago

    They're gonna need a $5 billion oversized bag of rice to fix this snafu

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      aviation mechanics furiously yelling at the crew not to stick a giant q-tip in the exhaust

  • UlyssesT
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    3 months ago

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    • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Even the most well trained operators will make mistakes. Good engineering ensures that one mistake doesn't cost 130 million dollars.

      • fed [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        Imagine if you short shifted your car once the brakes disable and the engine dumps all the oil on the ground and you are about halfway to how dog shit the f35 is

        • ToastGhost [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          i once drove my car 15 minutes down the highway with the parking brake engaged, it felt off but i didnt notice why until i was about to take my exit.

          • fed [none/use name]
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            3 years ago

            did you have covid at the time? you should’ve smelt the brake burning

            • ToastGhost [he/him]
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              3 years ago

              this was before covid, ive never had the best sense of smell

      • UlyssesT
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        3 months ago

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    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Who would win? One F-35 or a surface-to-air missile launched from a silo built decades ago that has been well-maintained since then?

  • Elon_Musk [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    "US Navy wants to get crashed stealth fighter back -- before China can"..... get their hands on it and laugh

      • doody [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        They're scared that China will find the pilot decapitation button

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      If yanquis doesn't want China to see their stuff they should stay at home instead of fucking around crashing into stuff right next to China.

  • Tofu_Lewis [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Wait, just to clarify, this is the SECOND F35 that's ended up in the South China Sea this month right?