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  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    [smacking noises] welmph I wouldn't say I [smacking noises] [burp] gorge myself

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I just ate a bunch of Red, White and Blue sherbet since it was the only thing resembling ice cream at the local grocery store and I didn't want to drive to the actual good grocery store the next town over

    Best part? The white was lime, as opposed to the traditional lemon, so it was just weird on top of all that

    This is what I get for eating my feelings without being prepared ahead of time

  • poppy_apocalypse [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    Boise State vs Oklahoma. Got drunk and played street football at like 2am. Fucked up my knee and chased the hangover the next day. Mixed in some weed and had to crawl across the street to the pad. Destroyed a gallon of kit kat ice cream using my fingers when I made it to my kitchen. I don't smoke anymore

  • BlueMagaChud [any]
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    2 years ago

    The caniac combo is too much food, but that didn't stop me a couple days ago

  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Let's just say I know all the best quality all you can eat buffets that have good prices in my area

    Go on an empty stomach and ravished and get my dealsworth. Don't eat the rest of the day to balance the budget

  • stigsbandit34z [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Had something from trader joe's with 40+ grams of fat and 600 calories about an hour ago, so I think that counts

  • CTHlurker [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Considering that it's currently Ramadan, I more or less gorge myself like a pig monster every evening. Thats honestly the most fun part of the whole experience.

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    There was this one time I was on vacation and there was free Fresca...