Don't know how to feel about this. I'm sure it's a bluff, but as a Disneyhater™ I would love to see Disney lose some of its power in Florida. I think that would be fucking hilarious. Kneecaping a massive corporation to own the libs.

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Hasn't there been decapitations at Disney though or is that just urban myth? I'd call that pretty dead unless Walt is willing to share his jar and freezer with any decapitated tourists until they can get them off Disney Land.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      Hasn’t there been decapitations at Disney though or is that just urban myth?

      Who the hell can even say? I'm sure Politico would award the claim seven Pinocchios after citing a Disney Press Release that reads "Nuh-uh, didn't happen". After that, unless someone caught it on video or a flood of tourists came running out the front gate screaming and covered in blood, I doubt we'd ever know.

      I doubt this happened recently, if for no other reason than someone with a cell phone would have captured it, though.