Alex Jones (true name Alexi Dimitrov) is a Soviet-born lizardman. During his young life in the USSR he was injected with frog DNA and put under intense training and hypnosis to prepare him as a sleeper agent with super frog powers such as croaking and damp skin.
Upon arriving in the USA he slipped on a Big Mac and hit his head. The resulting shock caused his mind to mix the suppressed reality of his true identity with American conspiracy theories.
After the Soviet Union dissolved, Alex Jones' activation word has been lost to time and it is unknown what effect it would have on his altered state.
This man was vaporized over five years ago now and people still have his brainworms rattling around in their skulls?
What's he think about the Ukraine war? Nobody knows. Censorship works, people.
He looks like patient zero in one of those disease movies in this picture.
super frog powers such as croaking and damp skin.
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