He will negotiate a mutually-beneficial compromise between the black people who want to live in peace and the white people who want to genocide them

  • eduardog3000 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Except he literally did campaign on cancelling (some) student debt :screm3:

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      You tankies are putting words in his mouth! He said nothing would fundamentally change. That means the shootings will continue until everyone learns to sing kumbaya while holding hands.

  • RamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "Fine people on both sides."

    :wojak-nooo: Fuck off, I don't believe in that shit.

    "National Unity will cure this hatred!"

    :so-true: Yes! Slay king!

  • OfficialBenGarrison [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Bernie Sanders said, in a tweet, ad verbatim: "We will go to war with White Nationalism".

    Some actual military action against the fash would be real nice right about now.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I honestly don't recall him saying anything about Neo-Nazis during the campaign

    Just a lot of "Trump is bad, I can do more pushups than he can"

    • invo_rt [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      He did launch his campaign talking about Charlottesville, iirc. It wasn't a focus after that though.

  • eduardog3000 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Took a look at his profile and it looks like he has major Bernie derangement syndrome.

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Yeah, I'm sure that Patriot Front will hear these words and stop actively recruiting in my town and the towns around me when they understand that now is a time for unity

  • MF_BROOM [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Biden will end Neo-Nazism by challenging the leader of the Azov Battalion to a push-up contest

  • StuporTrooper [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    He will negotiate a mutually-beneficial compromise between the black people who want to live in peace and the white people who want to genocide them

    That's a pretty good description of the modern criminal justice system.

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Except that the promised benefits for the oppressed never seems to materialise.

  • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Actual Biden: A cartoon of Strom Thurmond as a Klansman in the fisticuffs pose called "The Fightin' Neo-Nazi" is the mascot of his dream sports team

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Biden will create unity by forging a bipartisan compromise between chuds who want to kill black people and white liberals who feel uneasy if it happens too visibly.