Composure [Godly: 16] Try to play it cool, it's just Vladimir Lenin, don't do anything embarrassing.

[CHECK FAILURE]

Rhetoric - Don't do anything embarrassing? You ARE embarrassing you fucking pathetic moralist. You need to get down on your knees and beg him for forgiveness.

Volition - What? No! Why would you even suggest that?

Rhetoric - Because you're standing in front of Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, father of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics and hero of the October Revolution. He is the face of the communist Mazovian cause!

Inland Empire - If Mazovianism was a religion like the Church of Humanity, he'd be worshiped like one of the Innocences. It might be a good idea to show him some respect.

Half Light - That's heresy and you know it godless pinko.

Volition - Can't believe I'm agreeing with him, but yes you can't compare the holy Innocences to a guy who literally executed thousands of people.

Encyclopedia [Challenging: Success] - Well actually... Dolores Dei lead a campaign of genocide and ethnic cleansing on the Mesque people with her "Army of Humanity." Most people in Mesque don't even remember the Chicomoztoc Massacres after decades of forced resettlement and mandatory moralist reeducation.

Rhetoric - See! I'm right! Time to kneel! We're going to grovel too, he can probably smell your moralism from here with how long you've been hesitating.

Volition - Stop! Just salute him or do anything else! It will be a nightmare for everyone otherwise!

Logic - He's also literally an atheist and he won't like you worshipping him. He can't smell you by the way, don't worry.

Electrochemistry - Never listen to what Logic says. He CAN smell you. You can also smell him... and he wants you to kneel.

Perception [Medium: Success] - You definitely CANNOT smell him but... with all the stains on your shirt he might actually smell you. Go kneel if you want, he'll probably just think you're a peasant.

Endurance [Easy: Failure] - Kneeling would be more comfortable than standing. Let's do it.

Volition - What? You too? Will anyone else back me up here before we make a terrible mistake? Authority surely you won't accept this?

Authority [Legendary: Failure] - To be honest, I think kneeling just this once could help me work through some of my daddy issues. It is Lenin after all...