this girl

told an antifa supersoldier nearby to eject the guy and he got shoved out of the building and ate some dirt on the way out

:sicko-fem: i love the community

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    he got shoved out of the building and ate some dirt on the way out

    lol owned.

    • kristina [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      i just got owned by a fly kamikazeing itself into my mouth x_x

      • Nakoichi [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        I will fight someone larger than me for my comrades in a heartbeat. If an unknown insect or spider gets on me I freak the fuck out like a little kid.

          • Nakoichi [they/them]
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            2 years ago

            We must keep this secret from the fascists.

            (JK the former outweighs the latter a hundred fold and I would still fight a Nazi even if I was covered in spiders)

        • Awoo [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          Idea! There's gotta be some particularly bitey insects that you can get in very large numbers right? Cop armour might protect them from blunt trauma but how well would it protect them from bugs that can get anywhere?

          • pooh [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            Don't know if you still can, but you used to be able to order bags of live scorpions from China through Taobao. Seems like that could potentially work.

            • Awoo [she/her]
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              2 years ago

              Too big I'm thinking more ant-sized and extra bite-ey. Think about what a cop will do when they're in line and they realise some tiny insect thing is inside their armour biting them painfully. They're going to react exactly like anyone would react and put on the fastest strip show you've ever seen.

              • pooh [she/her]
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                2 years ago

                In that case, we might want something like this: https://www.antkeepingdepot.com/collections/ants

                Also:

                Gamergate has been collecting ants for sale for a long time and they are not only the best and healthiest ants you can buy, but they also offer the largest range of species and colony sizes available for sale exclusively at Ant Keeping Depot.

                The mid 2010's were a pretty wild time.

                • Awoo [she/her]
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                  2 years ago

                  :lenin-confused: Who is Gamergate? Isn't that like... A thing? A movement/event?

                  Very confused.

                  EDIT: These are EXPENSIVE and it'd take a while to breed enough ants for weaponisation lmao. Maybe this isn't viable.

                  • pooh [she/her]
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                    2 years ago

                    What about this idea instead?: https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Itching-Powder

                    Would be pretty terrible if that powder got inside of all that clothing and armor on a particularly hot day :sicko-blur:

                    • Awoo [she/her]
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                      2 years ago

                      Just discovered you can buy Springtail flies by the TUB for like 2bucks. Use a drone to drop a combined package of completely normal springtail flies AND itching powder on them. Their reaction to the physical effects will be fear that it's coming from the flies.

                        • Awoo [she/her]
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                          2 years ago

                          I can picture the drone flying over like a mini crop duster.