Eh, that works too. Cat might be birding in the yard 'cause it doesn't feel like it's getting its nutrients at home. If it just eats a shitton then birding becomes recreational rather than important
Except if the cat gets sick for whatever reason you've got the "YOU POISONED DR. KITTERSON" thing to deal with
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Eh, that works too. Cat might be birding in the yard 'cause it doesn't feel like it's getting its nutrients at home. If it just eats a shitton then birding becomes recreational rather than important
Except if the cat gets sick for whatever reason you've got the "YOU POISONED DR. KITTERSON" thing to deal with
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Could always tell the cat to read theory enough times that he joins the birds and rises up against his former owner
Regrettably then OP would also be put in the kennel for being counterrevolutionary
As funny as this solution is, that's not going to be cat food. That's going to be rat or racoon food.
Is that a problem?