featuring the clearest turquoise waters with Crystal Lagoons® technology
yanks love talking about their secret proprietary technology in their advertising copy but this is the first time I've seen it mentioned about a fucking suburb.
I know exactly what you are talking about. I have had to retrieve a few balls from those unholy ponds.
The fake water goes well with the fake hair, fake noses, fake teeth, fake chins, fake boobs, fake muscles and fake butts Americans love
The people who live here will all be wealthy adult Disney fans, they can afford it easily. Heck, they'll turn their neighbors in the moment they're in the hospital and unable to mow their lawns.
Some Fallout game has this type of situation as a story for one of the vaults right? This is just too :chefs-kiss: to pass up satirizing.
Basically all of the vaults were exactly like this. But smarter since they were self-sustained and in a cave.
Thematically it's more like the mega mansions in Fallout 76 where the rich inhabitants all turns into raiders.
In a Fallout game this place would the main base of an brutal slaver warlord.
Hell yes, build this shit in the desert and fill it with cameras. Let all the Disney Adults move there to escape the anxiety of reality, only to find that they're in the midst of a once-in-1200 -years drought imminently getting worse. This is going to be a Mad Max film in five years and it's going to be awesome to watch.
Then they get fined by the HOA for not watering their lawns enough and the thirsty St. Augustine grass turns brown.
A weekly fine, that continues forever.
Of all fandoms, adult Disney fans are some of the most baffling and horrifying
Edit:
Of all the destinations in the world, Walt chose Palm Springs as his favorite, special retreat... as he referred to it, his “laughing place.”
Extremely normal person
That's almost better than Bezos writing love notes and calling someone his alive girl
