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I, too, will sacrifice everything for a good bit.
Very well done.
I'm partial to the pickup line "I'm not a police body cam, 'cause I'm turned on!"
"You must be a cop, and I must be a neighborhood full of POCs, 'cause you're ignoring everyone here except me."
"Am I a chud at the Capitol on January 6? 'Cause you're letting me in!"
A+, makes me want to try this but knowing my luck with “artsy” types they’ll just end up being shitlibs
what kind of response is that, he's not trying to roleplay, it was a pickup line
