• WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    6 months ago

    Can someone explain this to me:

    If,

    • tits = not woke

    And

    • estrogen gives you tits

    Then why does,

    • trans = woke?

    Transmascs should theoretically only render trans identity woke neutral, right?

  • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    So sad that giggling big booba blondes (GBBBs or GB3s) have almost been driven to extinction by the activity of the woke left. SMH.

    • RedWizard [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      Sydney poses her way through the red carpet, a designated 30ft path that leads into the Beverly Hilton conservancy in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California. This female doesn't seem to be aware that she is nearly the last of her kind. Not depicted here in this photo are several armed caretakers, members of a political activist group dedicated to the preservation of Sydney's kind.

      Zachary Chud has been performing this service for the better part of 10 months. He describes Sydney as cute, playful, and most of all, a return to the classical form of females. "Most females of her caliber don't make it into the spotlight like this" Chud tells me as the flash bulbs aluminate Sydney down the red carpet. "The woke mob is hellbent on erasing her kind from the world stage." he continues. He tells me the "woke mob" is a Communist Anarchist Lesbian and Gay organization that has been poaching others like Sydney for the better part of a decade.

      With rifle-toting guards making poachers keep their distance, Chud and his team are not worried about this species meeting a bloody end. It's nature—Sydney's biological clock—that makes them nervous. They know her ovaries are likely just a few years away from drying up. Frank Thumbhead, the police commander overseeing the blond bombshells security detail, says guarding Sydney is challenging, but the last "active poaching incident" at the Beverly Hilton was three years ago. Since then, cameras and GPS trackers help his squad do their job.

      "We go to extra lengths to ensure the lives of these big booba beauties are secured," Thumbhead said. "From following her everywhere she goes, to elevating and promoting her on social media platforms. It's a lot of work, but it's a labor of love. Love for them tig ol' bitties." he says with a smile. Only time will tell if Sydney can repopulate her species. Until then, Chud, Thumbhead and the rest of their team will stay vigilant.

    • Gaia [She/Her]@lemmygrad.ml
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      6 months ago

      I'm literally crying rn knowing I'll never get to experience my giggling big booba blonde trad wife comforting me with soft words and running her fingers through my hair while I motorboat her

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      Their latest thing was tomboy hate, apparently. Because it's gay or something. I really didn't look into it.

  • nicklewound [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Welp, time to log of hexbear and go buy a thin blue line flag. They finally got me.

  • Rom [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Awooooga humina humina humina humina boioioioioing awooga

  • Aggravationstation@lemmy.ml
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    6 months ago

    I used to have a huge pair of tits as well but all this 'murica Left vs Right crap filling my feed got on them so much they've been pounded flat.

    Everything is a token in this conceptual war. Live your fucking lives people.

  • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Ms. Sweeney MA'AM patriots are standing by waiting for you to give the word. I will give my life to to protect your large bazongas from the woke mob.

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    6 months ago

    Conservatives have assigned themselves Sydney Sweeney and assigned the left Brie Larson, and now they’re imagining an ultimate, book of revelations style showdown of ideology between the two while furiously jerking it inside their trucks

  • Alisu [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    I have been cured of wokism by my gf's huge badonkedonkeroos

    • BigHaas [he/him]
      hexagon
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      6 months ago

      I get distracted from the study of systemic injustice by boobs multiple times a day so I'd say boobs are legitimately anti woke