Please take all the time you need on the lathe
This needs to become true
Ok well the br*ts ESPECIALLY shouldn't be allowed to make media so that checks out
Everyone was always saying that they wanted to see a darker side of Barney the Dinosaur and now thanks to the wonders of late Capitalism we have it
But in this version Barney stalks his prey through city back alleys, showing his love the only way he knows how, by painting with his victims blood and entrails.
The trailer better have a dramatic orchestral rendition of "I Love You, You Love Me" with blaring horns and a little girl singing.
So the playground joke kids used to tell each other is going to become a movie?
Ugh, this joke is so old it almost has grandchildren at that. Think that joke was in Kinder I hate you, you hate me, we're a great big hateful rivalry...
