Assian_Candor [comrade/them] to the_dunk_tank • 10 months agoA very unbiased headlineimagemessage-square97 fedilinkarrow-up1164file-text
arrow-up1164imageA very unbiased headlineAssian_Candor [comrade/them] to the_dunk_tank • 10 months agomessage-square97 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/17/europe/putin-wins-russia-presidential-election-intl :Spider-Man-point:
minus-squarebarrbaric [he/him]hexbear56·10 months agoRussia has spent all of their budget on the war, so they can no longer afford podium stands and speakers have to hold them up themselves. link
minus-squareblobjim [he/him]hexbear22·10 months agoPutin won because he was the only candidate capable of a perfectly steady grip. link
minus-squareaxont [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear29·10 months agothere's a thin black metal pole underneath it that's camouflaged by Putin's suit. You can see the contours of it if you squint link
minus-squareEmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]Mhexbear11·10 months agoReplacing all your podiums with vending trays so that candidates can rove through the crowd and distribute snacks while speaking. link
minus-squareEmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]Mhexbear9·10 months agoHow much cooler would debates be if the prime minister handed you a pretzel during the boring speech about social system spending minutiae link
minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]hexbear6·10 months agoUhh actually when you give people a little treat for voting that's corruption or some liberal bullshit. link
Is that podium FLOATING?
Russia has spent all of their budget on the war, so they can no longer afford podium stands and speakers have to hold them up themselves.
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Putin won because he was the only candidate capable of a perfectly steady grip.
there's a thin black metal pole underneath it that's camouflaged by Putin's suit. You can see the contours of it if you squint
Replacing all your podiums with vending trays so that candidates can rove through the crowd and distribute snacks while speaking.
How much cooler would debates be if the prime minister handed you a pretzel during the boring speech about social system spending minutiae
Uhh actually when you give people a little treat for voting that's corruption or some liberal bullshit.