• Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    6 months ago

    "Buy more oil!" says guy who sells oil

    who the actual fuck considers this to be meaningful journalism

    • BynarsAreOk [none/use name]
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      6 months ago

      Oh there will be vengeance... against the poor and the climate refugees sadly.

      First they denounce terms like climate justice. Then they'll embrace it as one of the eco-fascist pillars of the late 21st century.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    6 months ago

    “In the real world, the current transition strategy is visibly failing on most fronts as it collides with five hard realities,”

    He then counts each of his fingers as he forms them into a fist.

    paulie-point "And if anyone else tries to save the habitability of the planet at the expense of MY MONEY they're going to continue colliding until they learn their lesson. Capisce?"

  • dannoffs [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Horse breeder says cars are just a fad and aren't practical.

  • QuillcrestFalconer [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Someone should put a funnel into this guy's mouth and pour some oil in, see how much he loves the oil

  • AnastasiyaSoyka [she/her]
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    6 months ago

    The president of the leopard eating faces party would like to remind us all that wearing any kind of protective mask or helmet has been proven to be ineffective, and that he really really doesn't like it when people wear them.

  • Deadend [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Man who is deeply invested in a thing not happening says “thing won’t happen”

  • pudcollar@lemmy.ml
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    6 months ago

    I fail to see how this is news. Of course a CEO would say this. Did they pay CNBC to run this newsvertisement?

    • Kuori [she/her]
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      6 months ago

      no need, the news runs this shit for free

  • notfromhere@lemmy.ml
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    6 months ago

    It’s only fiction until it’s not. But fantasy? Dude needs to learn the difference between sci fi and fantasy. Everybody has to lump those together like they’re the same thing.

  • Skeleton_Erisma [they/them, any]
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    6 months ago

    I hope one day he finds his homes, assets, possessions, vehicles and loved ones covered in a thick layer of crude oil that cannot be removed.

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      6 months ago

      I hope one day he finds his homes, assets, possessions, vehicles and loved ones covered in a thick layer of crude oil that cannot be removed. is subsequently ignited

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    surprised-pika Who could have predicted this?!

    Also I thought they were supposedly diversifying into solar?

  • kristina [she/her]
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    6 months ago

    Ok so we just do societal collapse when we run out of oil?