“Hillary was actually playing 4D chess when she lost because it allowed the dems to raise so much money!”
“What did they need the money for?”
“To win elections, sweaty!”
You see, if we arm the revolutionaries AND the counter revolutionaries, we can only profit! There's absolutely NO way to lose! :inconceivable:
Mask on, fuck it, mask off
Love that "winning" here is raising more money not actually beating the candidate.
Edit : nvm its a parody account.
Politics is just a means to the ends of furthering their own careers and making money for themselves and the party
as bleak as it is, at least the dude is self-aware lol
"and what do you do with the $50 in grass roots donations?"
"spend it on campaign funding for far-right candidates, of course!"
...And that will allow us to raise enough to insulate ourselves from all of the horrible shit caused when we fail and our hand picked monster candidates take over...Which will allow us to fundraise even harder!
Us losing is win-win!
By arming far right death squads to kill 17% of the local minority population we managed to increase our voter turnout by 3% :liberalism:
If we spend on our opponents instead of doing the things we were elected for, our supporters will be terrified that our opponents look like they'll win and give us even more of their money that they probably need for rent and food.
infinite money glitch!
constituents hate this one weird trick
i just had a horrifying realisation
i have never heard a yank say the word "wonk"
oh my god "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahnk" lmao"a bit of waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahnkery"
:data-laughing:
please can a yankee record a voice clip of them saying "wonkery"?
i will love you forever
i would ask a friend but i would feel bad about laughing in their face
Up in Jersey they would say it like "wohnk" but also that's just not a thing people say in real life lmao
Maybe that's the plan? Their masters have chosen hard fascism, how else to deal with the rapidly deteriorating conditions they created?
I'm not on twitter can someone ask him how well it worked for Hillary
