boob job

pretend to be a typical uber-wealthy influencer and even more of a bimbo than I already am so the CIA ignores me

anonymously donate to existing worker co-ops and mutual aid orgs. donate in gradual amounts over time so they can scale up organically and don't implode

build out a leftist propaganda network and pay existing creators to do it full time. maybe give means tv a bunch of cash?

take over the local and state governments of a couple states. would probably be pretty easy to do that for smaller ones. fund it through dsa or another org because the infrastructure is already there and I don't want to bother with electoralism. candidates wouldn't need to be perfect, just disruptive to the two bourgeoisie political parties. any Kshama Sawants that showed up would be a bonus.

brazilian butt lift

hire multiple fixers to do character assassinations of ideological enemies.

fund guerilla fighter sleeper cells that do eco-maoist, uhh, "pranks" against oil executives and bigots.

get railed in a sundress