Burying your wife on a golf course to get tax break as a cemetery (source )

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    This is like the perfect Trump moment, like :feast: v2. There is nothing this guy won't do to make a quick buck, truly the used car salesman of billionaires

    The president the USA deserved honestly. Still the best representation of the country.

    • comi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      What I’m surprised by is that certain pettiness/car salesman make do spirit. Like why take your wife remains, why not random person.

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Yeah the pure ghoul factor of burying his ex wife like this is unmatched. Like he probably could have just had a small cemetery or rememberence wall earlier if it was purely about dodging tax, but no he found a way to profit if his ex wife's death and remains.

      • InsideOutsideCatside [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        I mean if you just take a random person the grift is 1000x more obvious, this is still clearly grift but he can go "boohoo my wife ;_;" about it to shut up questions

    • Teekeeus
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      29 days ago

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  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    A Trump family meeting a while ago...

    "Junior, Eric, Ivanka... I want to talk to you about your mother's funeral. And did you see the new cushions? Nice. Guy did it for free 'cause he owned me a favor... So we're gonna have a really nice service for your mother. Really nice. It's gonna be very classy. Very classy. She's getting a gold casket. Gold is really nice. Shiny. But I think you heard rumors. Did you hear rumors? Junior, stop looking at the floor."

    Junior keeps looking at the floor but Ivanka pipes in. "Is it true you're gonna bury her not in a cemetery but at your golf course? That can't be true. Can it, daddy?"

    The president is seething: "Trump is your father. Trump knows best."

    Junior gets mad. "Dad! How could you-" Junior goes silent as Trump walks over to him. Trump slaps him harder than usual in the face.

    "Trump knows best. Nice plot. Near trees. And the headstone—" Ivanka starts crying. Trump gets even madder. "Junior - you made Ivanka cry!" He yells out "Get her some Kleenex!" Junior leaves the room.

    Eric has been just sitting there and he says "Dad - I'm losing weight."

    "Why do you keep telling me that. Stop telling me that," Trump hisses.

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        At first my inspiration was making it like a stage play. But the ending was crap and I couldn't figure out a solid, simple ending. Because Eric had been just sitting there - a particular stage play came to mind: Death of a Salesman.

  • InsideOutsideCatside [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    did he kill her for the tax break? didn't she have some kind of blunt force trauma to the chest that killed her?

    • Thomas_Dankara [any,comrade/them]
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      2 years ago
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      i mean he had other reasons to kill her. namely that she had gag orders from their divorce, and she once said in an interview that he raped her, but then she took it back and said he didn't after his lawyers contacted her

    • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Well I certainly think so and yet liberals are genuinely more mad at him about his phone call to :ukkkraine: and January 6th than him being an actual monster