I was getting my haircut at the local barber sharp where all the old retired white people go to get the exact same haircut they've been getting since they were 12 (only walk in available in the neighborhood). Guy asked me how my day was. I said it started bad because it's my day off on I wanted to sleep in till about 10 but my neighbor's gardener showed up at 8 and fired up the leafblower. The three barbers spent the rest of my time there trying to bait me into shitting on Mexicans. Also could have been the scientifically proven fact that when white people are around other white people, it's ok to be racist.