Portland is ok to, I guess. Ok the people there are great but yikes its expensive, gentrified, policed, and full of obnoxious yuppy snobberly big-wig yankies, cranks, grifters, swindlers, goons. Boomers, troopers, spies and snoopers. A hole fugin mess, fogetta bout it. Just come have a good time ya fell me.