Im being serious. The left needs to embrace a “do as I say not as I do” attitude towards our leaders, with great power comes a large amount of treats and who are we to judge Hasan for not living up to the ideals that he sets out for us. In fact I think its good that he doesnt do what he says, it means you are willing to follow him, when he does not care about you, it shows one true ideological devotion to the cause. Please give your eyes and your capital to Hasan, he needs it more than you, and do not have original ideas or question him at all. Free thinkers will get banned in the twitch chat. And please, do not drink the Coca Cola even if dear leader is doing it. Inshallah Hasan is divine in nature!
[obvious joke]
"IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? because if it is, wow, you're fucked up, and kind of sick"
It's actually the law that it's impossible to tell if someone is being serious or making a joke. It's called Poe's law.
It brings me no pleasure, but according to Godwin's Law I must now compare you to Hitler