There was a post here a while back that referenced a Reddit troll named dennismiller2024, and now I laugh like an idiot every time I use the bathroom.

"Is it really that weird to sit down when you pee?"

I mean I knew it wasn’t exactly common, but I didn’t realize how weird some people found it until today when my friend came over to my apartment and asked why there was a chair in front of the toilet. He looked at me like I belonged in an insane asylum. Is it really that weird?

Other favorites - that guy who tried to pay his rent with a drawing of a spider, Ken M., that time :virgil-phone: infiltrated a white pride Facebook group

  • DrPulaskiAdmirer [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Stefan Heck ruining mock fantasy sports drafts was great.

    https://boringasheck.com/2013/08/22/mock-drafts/

    https://boringasheck.com/tag/mock-drafts-2/

    • Wertheimer [any]
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      2 years ago

      "I think I might take the guy with the 'fishy' name haha"

      Baseball Man has selected Mike Carp.

      Hahaha, fantastic.

      • Wertheimer [any]
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        2 years ago

        These nerds are so into fantasy sports that they practice before they do it, and this guy's making a mockery of their mock draft by picking people who get media coverage but won't be any good this season, like football players imprisoned for murder.

        • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          im gonna need even more context for this. what do you mean by fantasy sports, and how does this have anything to do with typing sportsball names into a text chat

          • SpanishSpaceAgency [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            You pick players from different teams all over the league to be "your team" for the season. If they do well, you get points. Lots of people play for fun or gamble on these fantasy sports, so the serious gamblers often do mock drafts to iron out a tactic for the real draft of their league. hope that makes sense.

                • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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                  2 years ago

                  into the locker with you :meow-shining:

                  nah seriously ive heard of that fantasy sports thing before now that you describe it, does seem like it could be fun. this is just a particularly funny niche-within-a-niche

                  • SpanishSpaceAgency [he/him]
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                    2 years ago

                    Okay :soviet-bottom:

                    For real though, it adds stakes to games you wouldn't normally be interested in since on of "your guys" is playing and trash talking your friends is always fun.