“Why did the chicken cross the road? Well what do you mean by a chicken? And what do you mean by a road? Well, traditionally chickens have been symbols of emasculation- you call someone a chicken, for instance, when they lack courage, which is typically a masculine trait. So if you re examine the problem under that reading- and it’s a strange reading- what you’re left with is quite profound.

(produces a small number of pills from his pocket and then swallows them)

Postmodern Neo-Marxists are attempting to control the “chickens” as they call them, because they don’t have control over their own lives. These moralists have ceded everything to feminine chaos, so they feel the need to have control over the lives of others. They are forcing these poor men- who, let me remind you, they refer to as chickens, to cross roads daily.

This is not something which occurs in a society which is doing well. This occurs in societies which are trending towards total collapse. Many people don’t know this, but chickens were forced to cross roads in the late Roman Empire.

Why does a man who has been stripped of his manhood do anything? Why does he get out of bed every morning (starts crying) to do impossible things for a society that doesn’t value his hard work?

Why would a chicken cross a road- fraught with danger, I mean he could be bloody well run over!- but why does he do that, as a being defined by cowardice? Well I’ll tell you why-

(dramatic pause)

Love. (more crying)”