The retro lights, the plate and the carpet should also count, and everything matches color, so that's a four in the Kinsey scale.

Hold up, is that a scenter? That's a Kinsey-6

  • Notcontenttobequiet [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I had a former roommate who was a frat bro. He had a friend come over to our house one day and at some point I overhear the friend ask "why are the shower curtains in your bathrooms so girly?"

    A) the shower curtains were literally abstract shapes and colors. SHAPES AND COLORS. B) the house we lived in was super old and I literally bought anything that fit, so the selection was limited C) it's amazing how fragile the masculinity of these people is D) I should have responded, "it's because I suck cock, bro"