Someone used our bidet wipes as a face towel
:bruh-moment:
I mean they were clean, but still, those are for buttholes.
That's all. Thought it was funny. NSFW just in case.
You sun your butthole because you believe in some weird new age shit about letting the sun into your body
I sun my butthole to save water
We are not the same.
b... no... i assure you officer! i would never make it sexual. besides i have a tall fence so noone can see me. think of all the water i save by not having to wash towels!
It's kind of the opposite where I live
When the TP shortages hit, most of the younger and poorer people I know took refuge in bidets. The older and richer crowd here thinks that bidets are gay and French, and prefers to simply buy all the toilet paper in town so their asshole never has to experience anything new
They've been here enough times to where they knew what they were for, I think.
IDK my sleep deprived brain thought this was funny at 7AM.
Grab a cheap one that connects to your toilet line! Not fancy, or probably even technically bidets, but they are lovely.
You could skip wiping if you don't mind just chilling after spraying for like 2 minutes.
You don't have to if you don't mind wet butt and slightly wet undies
Its technically just one of those little water jets that connects to the toilet line, I have heard that is not a proper bidet but idk the word for what we have
What's the point of cleaning shit off your arms with water if you're still using paper towels at the end of the process? Why not just use the paper towels and skip the water?
You've got me bested there.
Butt there's still a synthesis of "wetting toilet paper before taking your last wipe".
It's for drying. Some fancy toilet + bidet setups (usually Japanese) have a little heater + fan you can use instead but most bidets in the US are just a water-spraying attachment.
You shouldn’t make your guests stay in the out house, that’s kinda fucked up
and you gave them shit for using the butthole towels too, thats wack
They're reusable baby wipes. Just an extra soft cloth we use then wash.
