Rat going :expert-shapiro: against the even-more-racist freaks

  • flan [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    democrats should start saying belligerently stupid things too. Like instead of "i literally dont know what that means" because you know exactly waht shes doing you say "lemme just grab my ford explorer and mow down some unaborted fetuses"

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      That would be extremely cool response. Of course they would never do it.

      Also, I don't think this rat really opposses stupidly gigantic cars as long as they are electric from whatever battery company pays him

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Imagining a Dark Brandon-era Democratic party that's like "Guns are emasculating, real men use swords" and "Giant trucks are p*ssy shit, buses and trains are where it's at."

      • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Passing an executive order to mandate that car dealerships are only allowed to sell pickup trucks or SUVs to people with doctor's notes certifying diagnosis of micropenis.

        Then waste all the red state genital inspectors' time by forcing them to go around and verify that diagnosis on a monthly basis or repo the vehicle.