• Juiceyb [any]
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    4 years ago

    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!

    • Juiceyb [any]
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      4 years ago

      Okay I tried. I’m mad now. Thanks asshole.

  • Jorick [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Just reading the title was enough for me to suffer in the deepest corners of my soul. I'll pass ty.

    • Civility [none/use name]
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      This is clearly an offering from one my most loyal liberal devotees.

      They are performing the sacred ritual of Reaching Across Party Lines in which they sacrifice on my altar their dignity and swear a dread oath never to wield power to enact change. They do this in desperate hope that I will heed their prayers and send my glorious angel the Never Trump Republican to aid them in their struggle against the Bad Orange Twitler.

  • olaf
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    4 years ago

    I actually watched this. My god.