Yeah, I've still got that shit stuck in my head a decade later, but now when I yearn for a sandwich I look at a menu featuring $13 options pre-tax. Suck me off with that Subway. Fuck you and your pedo sandwiches.

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      4 months ago

      [klaxon sounds] "ATTENTION: flavor additives are only for associates who meet their quotas"