My grandma, who is nearing 80, would say it. Like just picturing her leaning to my grandfather as they're sitting in their chairs reading their papers talking about how Mexicans are going to ruin the US, and then he flips back to the front page of the Post (run by Rupert Murdoch) and all of a sudden the Cialis kicks in and he can slip it to my grandma for maybe five minutes before his erection withers like a slug covered in salt.
My mind wanders, imagines, draws up a handful of slugs rolling, writhing in agony on a plate covered in salt. An old woman steps up to the plate, her hands covered in wrinkles and with garden shears she ends their torment, one by one. Shk. Shk. Shk. And I have you to thank for that
Are you a native English speaker? It's an older term anyway, it's usually a euphemism that old crusty fucks use to mean horny.
tbf I've never heard the expression either. Might be an age gap thing as well? Or regional?
It's totally an age gap thing, it's like even my mom wouldn't say it, only much older folk.
No, I'm not. It being older would explain why I didn't know it, or rather why I've just never heard it before (at least consciously)
My grandma, who is nearing 80, would say it. Like just picturing her leaning to my grandfather as they're sitting in their chairs reading their papers talking about how Mexicans are going to ruin the US, and then he flips back to the front page of the Post (run by Rupert Murdoch) and all of a sudden the Cialis kicks in and he can slip it to my grandma for maybe five minutes before his erection withers like a slug covered in salt.
Anyway what were we talking about?
I contemplated downvoting you for that image :I
There were no pictures and you didn't see my grandparents! My grandmother could look like Helen Mirren for all you know.
My mind wanders, imagines, draws up a handful of slugs rolling, writhing in agony on a plate covered in salt. An old woman steps up to the plate, her hands covered in wrinkles and with garden shears she ends their torment, one by one. Shk. Shk. Shk. And I have you to thank for that
That sounds beautiful!
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