:jordan-eboy-peterson: :bootlicker: :my-hero:
something about peterson's use of profanity is really funny. like he does it just as recklessly and uselessly as any millennial, but he almost exclusively uses minor oaths like "damn" and "bloody" because he feels that's how very serious people talk (and also i'm pretty sure because of an intensely catholic upbringing).
He's just an old Redditor at heart, and talks like one.
Not the "I can say c--t every sentence, mate, because that's how the cool manly people in Australiazealandbrittaniascotsland talk, mate" ones. Specifically I mean the very important autodidactical very smart luminary power posters.
I can say c–t every sentence
ever hear a yankee say it? it's really funny
literally no oomph to it at all, you have to really bite off the first sylable, put some venom into it
Imagining :up-yours-woke-moralists: as a very divorced Kermit makes almost everything he says make more sense than it did before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL94sCAsPPg
The Kermit stage is what leads to his Imperialist warmongering against the NOD stage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVJmMmq4FSc
But wait, there's more! Do you find his bazinga whimsy entertaining yet? DO YOU?
https://i.imgur.com/l3CfSVO.jpg
I know right. And he still doesn't seem to understand what they told him... He is posting the sort of cringy shit I used to post on facebook when I was utterly desperate for attention.
he wants to be a poster like trump so badly but he is just so terrible at it, its genuinely painful to watch
like he could surely throw a spare million dollars at dril or someone to get them to write his posts for him, and even if everyone found out it would still be less embarrassing for him than this
Didn't Matt Christman invent that like five years ago?
That's bleak, like a window into the sort of annoying nerd I was at twelve years old.
All you need to do is just pretend to be a Republican and all of society will bend over backwards for you because you are part of the sexy evil ideology.
Normies are incapable of independent thought.
This is the horniest meme template I have ever seen :spray-bottle: