I would die from laughter if I saw Trump teach students statistics.
"This is a T test, named after me! It's used for comparing the means of two groups and figuring out if they're significantly different like that time Roger Moore tried to tell me that the tail I was getting at Buckingham Palace was worse then his own. I said to him, I said "Roger you and I are going to sit down and rate each of these broads and figure this out." And while his mean was a teeny tiny bit greater than my own the p value for it was >0.05 and was NOT significant. Plus even though he was keen on rating these beautiful ladies I have always known that a binary rating system is all that matters at the end of the day. And for that we'd use a linear regression with a binomial distribution, but he wasn't savvy enough for that."
I would die from laughter if I saw Trump teach students statistics.
"This is a T test, named after me! It's used for comparing the means of two groups and figuring out if they're significantly different like that time Roger Moore tried to tell me that the tail I was getting at Buckingham Palace was worse then his own. I said to him, I said "Roger you and I are going to sit down and rate each of these broads and figure this out." And while his mean was a teeny tiny bit greater than my own the p value for it was >0.05 and was NOT significant. Plus even though he was keen on rating these beautiful ladies I have always known that a binary rating system is all that matters at the end of the day. And for that we'd use a linear regression with a binomial distribution, but he wasn't savvy enough for that."