Lmao I pregamed with what was left of my boxed cabernet sauvignon and value brand diet cola.
Terrible hangover yesterday when that was the main event. That’s why I like vodka, very clean hangovers.
Shoutout to the Germans, thanks for inventing such a silly yet delicious combo. Like, it’s tasty af and goes down smooth. But how the fuck does someone go “wine? Yeah let’s add some fucking cola”
You wouldn’t? What if they’re hot? Even if they aren’t, wouldn’t being the first human to fuck an alien be worth it?
If they look like :dax-stoked: im in
Or garak or the based terrorist or Bashir (space humans are aliens, fite me irl jk)
Anyone from ds9 tbh yes
Even Odo? I don’t think that’s what we mean when we say “fuck cops”
I’m drunk enough to say yes so yes
I do enjoy a silver fox…. And the shapeshifting….
Enjoy the buzz comrade, I’m drinking Fris (danish vodka) rn. Hbu
A lot of wine and coke which will be a regret in the morning but that’s tomorrow me’s problem
Lmao I pregamed with what was left of my boxed cabernet sauvignon and value brand diet cola.
Terrible hangover yesterday when that was the main event. That’s why I like vodka, very clean hangovers.
Shoutout to the Germans, thanks for inventing such a silly yet delicious combo. Like, it’s tasty af and goes down smooth. But how the fuck does someone go “wine? Yeah let’s add some fucking cola”
Implying that if they had exoskeletons or something you wouldn't? Coward.