We need :my-ancestor:
MY :monke-return: ANCESTOR
Why did Jack Chick make that ancestor look so cunning and smooth?
it not only feels racist but it also disparages evolution i think? really something special :brainworms:
yeah that character has dreads. he's clearly coded as nonwhite so Jack Chick was trying to do "POCs are monkeys!" and also "evolutionists think they're descended from monkeys! isn't that absurd!" young earth creationism type shit at the same time.
That's a fairly balanced Shadowrun team. The girl with the SEX tattoo must be the decker and has one of those sleek fancy Fairlight Cyberdecks.
Could be a druid. Guy in the front left is also carrying a bundle of stuff plus a pistol for if the decking doesn't cut it. Whereas SEX tattoo is probably gonna start spirit summoning if it goes hot.
I'd say "Rock n' Roll" to top that off, but in a moment of Milkshake Duckery I remembered just how many of the "oldies" were pedophiles. :sadness:
Pretty goofy how Chick thinks atheism inspired Columbine and not fucking fascism that both the killers were in to.
I love how the guy with the knife looks really pissed off cos no one told him it was gun day.
If he dumped all his Physical Adept points into reflex dice, he'd be able to... have a reach 0 weapon that still kind of sucks and he really should have gone for something longer that hits harder. Monofilament whips are time-honored meta. :theory-gary:
I have never played the game (shadowrun?) But could it be an enchanted dagger? My current ranger/druid character has one in the 5e game I play and she has shanked an awful lot of the game's equivilent of Pinkertons with it.
But could it be an enchanted dagger?
Sure, but even the best Weapon Focus dagger lacks reach. Reach is everything in Shadowrun melee combat. Should have went for a staff for plausible deniability or a polearm or something otherwise. :theory-gary:
Ah that makes a lot of sense, I think there's a couplea niche weapons in 5e that give you 10ft range instead of 5 but other than that it's pretty much irrelavent.
Seems a shame though. A knife fighter with switchblades seems like it'd be quite a fun character concept. Is there some sorta bonus for getting inside someone else's weapon range so they can't swing a club or whatever as effectively?
The youth Bible appears to be a senior citizen’s large print edition
where to put it when you're hiding under a bed, tho? :hide-and-seek:
Broke: hiding under a bed to escape trial.
Woke: hiding inside your oversized Bible.
It's the size of his torso. The danger is as a blunt force instrument.
It's The Truth For Youth. Basically imagine Jack Chick if he was the "How do you do, fellow kids?" guy.
Chuds stop making their enemies look super cool challenge. :based-department:
I genuinely want the Shirt that just says "Drugs" with a skull and bones.
