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"Milord, I love my wonderful X-perience but the 2 hour long updates caused irreversible damage to my genitalia, I still love it and will certainly buy the X-perience mk. 2 but sadly I'm no longer able to use it, I hope the mk. 2 version can fix this one minor problem."
Looking forward to the Tesla made one that will amputate the user's dick if they try to take it off mid update.
"Milord, I love my wonderful X-perience but the 2 hour long updates caused irreversible damage to my genitalia, I still love it and will certainly buy the X-perience mk. 2 but sadly I'm no longer able to use it, I hope the mk. 2 version can fix this one minor problem."