My secret is that I dont know which side of my dad's family is his biological one and which is his adopted one and at this point I'm too embarrassed to ask
Actually I'm gonna change it my secret is that I'm so stinky right now what the hell why do I smell so bad
I photoshopped a really stupid mix of two 2000's memes on that site, and it still shows up on those Know Your Meme pages
Are you the guy who made some kind of Higurashi copypasta? I know he posts here.
One of my partners friends has been leaning on me a LOT lately for mental, emotional, and relationship support and it's really been making me wonder what their exact feelings towards me are. :stalin-stressed:
Mostly though, I just feel lonely a lot.
My secret is that I love each and every one of you guys very much:penguin-love:
keeping that as a secret is mad selfish, FlakesBongler :soviet-heart:
I'm fairly certain I have died several times. And there's a non zero percent change that we are in fact in hell.
I had alcohol poisoning which induced a seizure and I often wonder if I didn't die then and I'm in hell without knowing it.
i don't think skydaddy would send me down to the hot place
so this is just the world
not exactly comforting lmao
many worlds hypothesis. you have died but your active consciousnesses keeps diverting down increasingly lower probability spacetimes.
Sometimes after I'd do ketamine I'd get these flashes of derealization, almost like a little voice saying "you're not actually at work right now, you're still in bed all high on ketamine."
As a kid I was convinced all people had mind reading powers and this was common knowledge. I didn't seem to be psychic, so I pretended for years to have psychic conversations with people. If there was a moment of silence I'd suddenly laugh or say "Yeah" because I thought the conversation had moved to mind reading.
I'm fairly certain I have a diminished or absent sense of smell, but I've never told a doctor, because I'm afraid of doctors. Bad smells seem to impact other people a lot more than me.
I'm an extremely picky eater and I only pretend to enjoy asparagus
I want to feel pride in my Hispanic heritage but I feel like I'm lying everytime I claim it. I'm half Puerto Rican but I pass without trying and grew up in an all white family. I have no real connection to that side of my self, I barely even speak Spanish.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm 100% Puerto Rican and I pass without trying too
Also, my Spanish isn't great either since I've been living in places where I don't get to use it too often
I let my friend borrow my laptop when his broke. When I got it back I discovered he had a foot fetish.
My great-grandparents on one side of my family were wealthy East Germans who fled to West Germany in the late 40s for some reason :soviet-hmm:
My great-great grandparents on the other side of my family owned a plantation in Jamaica, which probably means that if you go back another couple of generations that part of my family owned slaves.
I legitimately have a few actual :cia: agents in my extended family, one ghoul who died a year ago (:hexcrab-party:) and his son
I suspect my grandfather and a few other family members too, though grandpa may have been used as some kind of MKUltra test subjest given how he died in a mental hospital
Oh and there's some 👁 stuff on the other side of my family too, mostly my other grandpa being a freemason
Well ex freemason, had nothing good to say about the organization and called it a pyramid scheme
I wrote out something that I've never told anyone before and then deleted it
My real secret is that I broke into your pantry and ate all of your cookies
grandpa is CIA, lots of family working in Homeland security and the military
I am in danger
Get somebody to ask for you. That shit would drive me bonkers.
Edit: and then tell me what you find out because it's already driving me slightly bonkers.
I've been genuinely thinking about it, but I keep coming back to the thought that's it's none of anyone's business here. I'm too guarded. 😔
