• FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Twist: Marx gets really into crypto, loses all of his money, and makes us use the same juche necromancy used to revive him to bring Engels back so he can borrow some money

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      mostly likely scenario tbh

      another: 21st Century Marx gets super into gacha games and spends all his money on waifus. His friend and lover Engels pulls him out of addiction. Marx realizes that he has been conned, and his gamer screed eventually turns into Capital volume II

      • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I like to imagine that in this alternate history world, Marx switched places with :matt-jokerfied: and the reason he doesn't finish volume 3 of Capital is he gets sidetracked complaining how playwrights don't use real animal blood for their wound effects anymore and how the corn syrup isn't the same