[insert joke about newspapers]
first day as a trotskyist splinter leader, i finish formatting the word doc but the library printer costs money to use and if people saw me using it they might think I'm unprincipled so i just go home
"Trots? What are they, horses? Where are they trotting? Who is riding these trot horses? Neoconservative cowboys?"
Bad western voice "This newspaper aint big enough fer the two of us." Laugh break
"Wouldn't that be nice, if sectarians could just settle things with a duel at noon. The only difference is nobody would want to watch it."
Deep voice. "Ma'am it's not safe here, two socialists with nearly identical viewpoints are going to have a debate about when the USSR became revisionist. You have to leave."
"Don't need to tell me twice."
What's the deal with other people being better at this bit than me?
a trotskyist heckler at a standup show splits the audience and now there's two comedians on stage who bitterly hate each other
The episode subplot is Elaine's new boyfriend trying to get her to be a LaRouchite
