Never have I cared to watch three abhorrents face off, but this would have way more value than whatever the news networks could pump out

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  • thefunkycomitatus [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Trump's people arrange a stunt beforehand. At some point during the debate Joe Rogan lights up a blunt and offers it. Biden says "Come on man. No. That's drugs." Then Trump pauses, looks skeptically, and takes it. He puts it on his lips and gives a quick throat clearing cough. It's obvious he didn't take a hit but his base says he did. Tons of memes on reddit at all times until November of how cool Trump is. People talking about Trump gonna legalize it. Biden calling Trump a drug fiend during his speeches. Says he will be tougher than Trump on drugs. After November legalization never comes and Trump denies he ever did the stunt.

    • Perplexiglass [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      He puts it on his lips and gives a quick throat clearing cough. It’s obvious he didn’t take a hit but his base says he did.

      I couldn't stop laughing at this part.

    • LeninsRage [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Trump is pretty anti-drug use on a personal level (and IIRC a teetotaler as well) and it's a significant part of his image with his cult.

      • FUCKTHEPAINTUP [any]
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        4 years ago

        Trump being anti-drug use is part of the psyop. People who worked with him on The Apprentice confirm that the man has a hard, lifelong stimulant addiction.

        Maybe he just doesn’t drink? Either way, it’s all bullshit.

        • Vayeate [they/them]
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          4 years ago

          I don't think you live as long as Trump with a "hard, lifelong stimulant addiction". Those people die in their 50s and 60s, if not younger.

          • FUCKTHEPAINTUP [any]
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            4 years ago

            uh I have one too

            you’d be very surprised? I’d like to stand up for drug addicts here

            the actions of dopaminergic drugs on the brain are very dependent on dose and setting, it is not always a simple issue of neurotoxicity, especially without methylation.

            wealth, of course, protects the addict

    • Chapo0114 [comrade/them, he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Except Trump's too big a germaphobe to touch his lips to it, so he puts it beside his mouth as if we can't tell.