I love how they have to keep emphasising how the first balloon definitely was an evil communism dispensing Chinese spy balloon even if all the other very similar balloons weren't

I am going to be so smug about this

Thanks Dark Brandon, your $30 billion dollar fighter jets shooting $300k dollar missiles make me feel so much safer blowing up those balloons. I will vote for you next year because you're tough on crime! :soviet-huff:

Somebody could send up a 360 array of go-pros and get a pretty sick video of getting missile attacked on ticktock

I was right. It gained me nothing, but I was right.

the EVIL MENACING spy balloon of INSIDIOUS DEATH. next on CNN

waiting for them to shoot down some chud in a paraglider

No aliens... :hexbear-posadist: :sadness:

Oh I guarantee that first shot hit SOMETHING