Supermarkets in Russia sell cabbage “quarters” as many citizens can’t afford to buy full-size cabbages

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the text, with such phrases as “Russians are not yet at the stage of economic chemotherapy” and “Putin opened the gates of hell.”


Supermarkets in Russia sell cabbage “quarters” as many citizens can’t afford to buy full-size cabbages anymore.

At the beginning of April 2022, people in Moscow remind me of a patient who has received a stage three cancer diagnosis from his doctor, and for the next month goes about his ordinary life in denial, barely noticing the first signs of the disease.

Russians are not yet at the stage of economic chemotherapy, and walk about as if nothing’s going on, trying to look upbeat and unconcerned despite rapidly rising prices.

Do you know why there’re no guns and ammo left in Moscow gun stores, and in the police departments men line up to receive gun licenses?

Muscovites expect 150,000 Russian soldiers to return from Ukraine shortly and start marauding on their streets.

In 1905, soldiers that returned from the Japanese War started a revolution.

In 1917, soldiers that returned from World War One used the guns to overthrow tsar’s regime.

In 1989, soldiers that returned from the forever war in Afghanistan formed gangs that led to gangster capitalism of the 1990s when businessmen were killing each other with AK47 and bazookas.

In 2022, soldiers that had survived annihilation from the most advanced Western weapons, will unleash violence in Moscow and elsewhere in Russia that will make “Crazy 90s” look like a walk in the park.

Massacre of civilians in Bucha has shown that Russian soldiers are in a very bad psychological shape. Let’s not split hairs, many of them have become psychopaths from horrors of war, and the disturbing part it has happened very, very fast that they might not be aware of the changes, which could be fundamental.

Russian soldiers have been blown up and torched by modern anti-tank and anti-aircraft weapons, shot at night by Ukrainian snipers wearing advanced thermal night vision goggles, their wounded comrades were shot in the heads by the Kadyrov militia, their bodies were abandoned and eaten by stray dogs, because the state refused to pick them up, while they were killing other native Russian speakers, Slavic Orthodox Christians just like them, while being told that they are Nazis.

The US hasn’t even tested their switchblade kamikaze drones and anti-ship weapons on them yet, while Putin hasn’t used biological, chemical and small tactical nuclear weapons. This madness can still be dialled up to the levels where human minds can’t deal with it and get short-circuited.

Additionally, another 140,000 Russian soldiers will be thrown into the meat grinder, and therefore the number of the soldiers woth permanently damaged psyche returning to the civilian life might equal that after the Afghan War.

Russian soldiers have raped women, killed civilians, and plundered apartments and houses sending packages from Belarus to their wives with the loot.

Imagine, those guys who had seen hell with nothing to lose are unleashed upon the streets of Moscow and Saint Petersburg.

They see luxury vehicles and mansions of oligarchs, ATM machines stuffed with 5000 ruble notes, and the police and National Guard who are used to kicking old women in the stomach and dragging students over the asphalt roads.

In a likelier event, cops and National Guard will gang up with Ukraine war veterans to form bands to loot everything in sight and kill competition. It’s also going to be a zero sum game as West tightens up sanctions.

Simultaneously, the returning soldiers will tell Russians that there are no Nazis in Ukraine, and that they were sent there to kill other Russians, no different from them. The collective reaction of Russians is wholly unpredictable.

On February 24th, Putin opened the gates of hell.

  • lyuba [love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    Lol okay but I would actually love to be able to buy half or quarter sized cabbages sometimes. Cooking an entire cabbage yields sooo much. If I didn’t have a partner, I’d never be able to get through all the leftovers myself.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Was gonna say this. I generally cut it super fine and use it for cronch, a quarter cabbage is perfect.

          • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Red cabbage is superior, proving once again that communism is correct

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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              2 years ago

              Trying to describe the taste difference is really hard now that I've tried. It tastes slightly more red is rhe best I've got

    • Upanotherday [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      This is totally a thing around me. :kkkanada:

      When I noticed it more often it actually helped me to start eating healthier. Its nice to be able to grab say a 1/4 cabbage and not worry about wasting or having to live off nothing but cabbage the next 3 days.

    • JuneFall [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      In my German supermarket you can buy full, half and "quarter-ish" ones. So I guess people in Germany can't afford cabbages. Which sometimes is right, but it seems to be a case of the parenti-quote :parenti-hands: