8L? The biggest of ginormous lungs have only a 4L capacity, and that's pushing it.
Oh, what? You only have a single pair of lungs? That's poor guy shit.
Andrew Tate is a sad figment of Xavier's twisted psyche's tragic dividend
you're the un-me
i'm the real me
you wanna be me?
kiddo, i was the real me while you were still in my short pants
Trying to figure out whether it would be funnier that he decided to lie about this so specifically, or he actually does happen to have a lung scar, probably accidentally self-inflicted or just him getting rightfully stabbed for being a nonce/stupid, and he's ultimately checked medically in Romanian they find out he lied about the cancer too.
This looks like a parody of something Andrew Tate would say. I honestly can't tell
uncritical support to the person who hit him hard enough to scar his lung :07:
The aberration blows their cigarette smoke at you, do a fortitude saving throw.. You fail to hold your breath. As you inhale, you cough violently. Take 5d4 points of smoking damage.
They're just letting him tweet from inside a Romanian prison cell? Also it'd be funny if they gave him a Ceausescu style bit of X-ray cancer as a treat
