Your spotify was ken-burns-jazz-jazz-flex-fixed-gear-bike-collecting-dust bad.

Thank your obsessions with Miles Davis, Jazz (e.g., Miles Davis and John Coltrane), and Sonic Youth for that.

Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your Spotify was...

overdramatic-instrumental bad

middle-school-warped-tour bad

I didn't think I listened to THAT much jazz for it to straight up just say jazz twice in a row when dunking on me.