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Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them] to badposting • 9 months ago

Say something and I will reply with what color of cat I think you are

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Say something and I will reply with what color of cat I think you are

Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them] to badposting • 9 months ago
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  • HarryLime [any]
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    9 months ago

    sdkjvnaekkjvnaeifjbvaekkjvnak nepfvnapiuvch

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    • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      bottom

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  • Ceres [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    my favourite weather is when its about to rain, something about it is energizing

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    • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
      hexagon
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      9 months ago

      you a tiger

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  • ikilledtheradiostar [comrade/them, love/loves]
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    9 months ago

    Something

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    • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
      hexagon
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      9 months ago

      you're a tuxedo cat

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  • Owl [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    hoot hoot

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    • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      You're an owl, not a cat

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      • Owl [he/him]
        ·
        9 months ago

        owl-pissed

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  • ashinadash [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    I do not get enough headpats

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    • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      you're a tabby cat from the street

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      • ashinadash [she/her]
        ·
        9 months ago

        Very acceptable, ty :)

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        • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
          hexagon
          ·
          9 months ago

          my uni has a tabby cat that chases me around so I can pet him

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          • ashinadash [she/her]
            ·
            9 months ago

            He's gettin what he needs screm

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  • Gay_Tomato [they/them, it/its]
    ·
    9 months ago

    Something? aubrey-smug

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    • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      you're a calico

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  • Leon_Frotsky [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    Idk

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    • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      Orange cat

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      • Leon_Frotsky [she/her]
        ·
        9 months ago

        Yeah I'm AGP - Assigned Garfield Poster

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  • PointAndClique [they/them]
    ·
    9 months ago

    Meow

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    • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      Rabbit

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      • PointAndClique [they/them]
        ·
        9 months ago

        Thank frick, I'm allergic to cats

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  • ped_xing [he/him]
    ·
    9 months ago

    hsssssssssssssssssssssssss

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    • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      Street cat that fights my cats

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  • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml
    ·
    9 months ago

    SoMeThInG

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    • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      red cat

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      • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml
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        9 months ago

        Hey now, you can just categorize me as red because I'm a communist! (Yes you can, I'm definitely a RED cat.)

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  • LesbianLiberty [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    It's raining hard as hell outside, hell yeah

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    • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
      hexagon
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      9 months ago

      You're lesbian (into witches), so a black cat

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      • LesbianLiberty [she/her]
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        9 months ago

        So true!

        The girl typing this: biblically-accurate-kitty

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  • ThomasMuentzner [he/him, comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    she doesnt

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  • WashedAnus [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Meow

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    • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      Mau cat

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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    ok so suppose there is a large pig, and for the sake of argument, let's say there is a poop on the pig's testicles

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    • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
      hexagon
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      9 months ago

      okay you're just a cat

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  • ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml
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    9 months ago

    Show

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    • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      you're an orange and white cat

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