Bad recorder covers of songs over stuff is my new favorite style of video.
Got any favorites? The Jurassic Park Melodica one is my go-to
There was a whole heap of these for bad Amiibo figurines released by Nintendo.
I thought this "game" (vaporware) was supposed to be about spaceships and pew pewing stuff not shenmue in space.
One of the videos you posted the other day of a glitch in the game showed there's even a fucking hydration level your character needs to reach. I just want to fly the ship and shoot aliens man not be ryo hazuki drinking jet colas.
Deep in Chris Roberts' soul, he hates the fact that he's famous for video games. He wanted to break into Hollywood so bad it's almost tragic - the Wing Commander movie was his golden ticket, and he completely botched it.
It's wild that he botched the Wing Commander movie so bad when he made both the game and the movie, doing a bad movie adaptation of your own videogame is some :galaxy-brain: shit lmao
All they had to do was bring in Luke Skywalker to blow up some Star Trek baddies and they would have had a solid summer blockbuster. But instead they got the cast of She's All That.
Is he still blaming the “SJW mafia” for the movie failing? Because that’s my favorite part of it all he went out of his way to change shit for the movie for the worst and then blamed it on Hollywood culture.
Chris. CHRIS! Ship geometry is folding in on itself and all the weapons fire shoes, like, all of them - even the ships are launching giant moon boots. Whaadawegonnado?!
Fix the bartenders!
Three years lol. The bartenders in Mass Effect were more sociable than these gormless twats. And they made you drinks, even if one did try to kill you.
The bartenders in Mass Effect were more sociable than these gormless twats.
The bars in Freelancer were better than this too, and they were basically just adventure game point and click mission hubs.
Coffee Talk is a good bar tending game and they somehow pulled off with pixel :stirner-shocked: graphics.
VA-11 Hall-A blows whatever I just watched out of the water in every aspect.
Why would you even want this? Even if it was possible and they got the intended result, how would it be any better than just a traditional NPC?
Nothing could have prepared me for just how stupid the bartenders would be.
Imagining that the devs wanted to show this off is astounding.
This is the kind of shit that gives me life. No seriously no matter how bad I fuck up I at least know I’m making a better use of my time and money then Chris ever will.
Its odd thinking about the fact that he would have more money if he actually made a game to go along with the grift.
