PALM BEACH, FL—Responding to the news that the Manhattan District Attorney had indicted him over payments to adult film actress Stormy Daniels, former President Donald Trump denounced the move Friday, telling reporters, “All arrests are politically motivated, as the legal system is the codified exercise of political…
Oh, man, I was super excited until I clicked and saw it was the onion. Obviously I didn't believe the words were actually :cheeto-man:'s, but if that has been a truth social post from his account I'd have been thrilled.