• Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      God made one great big unisex bathroom where all living things can piss and shit. It's called the ground.

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      God is a plumber, his son was a carpenter. They're a working class family. It's in the Bible.

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    One of the funniest achievements of the LGBT community is making chuds paranoid and scared of the most harmless natural phenomenon on Earth.

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      • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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        Gave me flashbacks back to "Queer eye for the straight guy", where for like a decade we bought some tolerance by proving our usefulness to normies. But then they decided it was just that much fun to hate us anyways, because reasons.

        Note to self: never try to do anything for mainstream society again, embrace unpalatability.

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        • 7bicycles [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          The oversized watch gives me frat bro vibes and also that this dude has described himself as wristcel in online screeds

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    If my SON ever sees a COLOR it will turn him GAY and make him want to have steaming hot sex with men instead of BORING straight sex!!!

    :frothingfash:

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    • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Late 2000s atheists were right, we should have kept mocking these CHUDs.

  • Flaps [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The SKY is fucking GAY with its LIBTARD COMMUNIST AGENDA

  • UnicodeHamSic [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    God did a genocide and then made rainbows to let us know he won't do another one. It feels like putting rainbows on gay stuff is a threat fascists would appreciate.

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    What happened to freedumb of choice and all the other shit chuds care so much about?

  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    The rainbow is a magical talisman that will imbue the child with femininity. It's not just ink on a shirt, it's a symbol and symbols are magical. Symbols carry power all on their own. It's not like I'm tricking myself into thinking it has power by engaging in other magical thinking about everything else. Nope, it actually is magic.

    If we could just change the symbols then our problems would be solved.

  • RedHelhest [they/them]
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    I imagine a prism would be like a crucifix to this motherfucker, hold it up to the sun and he would recoil in terror.