FDNY won the game 8-5, this is their fifth consecutive victory.

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    So all I need to do is move to New York, get hired as a fire fighter, practice some hockey and I can punch cops in the face a few times a year?

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    NYPD team aghast when orders for the firefighters to drop their weapons go unanswered and after reaching for their guns only to realise they don't have them.

  • Dull_Juice [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Saw this beaut over on the hockey subreddit. People in the thread mentioned cops were super unhinged and looking at the game as a way to beat the shit out of other humans. So the fact that got their ass handed to them and lost the game is amazing.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Lol he's a cop, he's a modern, militarized, On Killing-reading cop, fighting is supposed to be his whole job and he got owned. Then again, the modern cop is nothing without body armor, an assault rifle and a platoon's worth of backup.

  • Torenico [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    firefighter = does actual community service, faces actual danger, saves people and animals, seen as a positive institution by all

    police = 🤮 🤮 , will shoot you and your dog, is racist

    • Gucci_Minh [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Unfortunately many firefighters where I am are also chuds but at least they don't give them guns and they still do the whole fighting fires thing.

      • Parzivus [any]
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        1 year ago

        In the end a chud firefighter is still going to pull you out of a burning building, vs a cop who will let school shooters run wild and randomly kill people

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I still think it's hilarious and instructive that the NYPD took a hiatus and crime decreased

      Good job you dumbass pigs, proved our point

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I'm obviously ignorant of this kinda thing... But I thought that they were cracking down on hockey fights due to long-term brain damage.

    • Nicklybear [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      Technically, you're not supposed to fight and will get penalized at professional levels (or thrown out of the game and suspended at amateur levels), but that doesn't mean people are going to stop. It's too valuable as a tool to police the game when refs are doing a bad job, or fire up your teammates when not doing well. Fighting has reduced a LOT, like, it does not happen anywhere close to as much as it used to, but it's probably never going to go away completely.

    • Kuori [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      cops inherently cannot suffer brain damage

    • RobnHood [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      NHL fights are not as violent as this anymore, usually it’s just a few light punches and holding.

  • iie [they/them, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    lmao wasn't expecting them to just square up and throw hands nowhere near the puck, is this a regular thing in hockey?

    • CoolerOpposide [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      Less regular recently, but still happens. Only 20 years ago though this was very very common. There were players whose entire career was “the enforcer” who were only decent at hockey in professional terms but protected other, more highly skilled players from other teams dirty play or violence on the ice. The position still exists, at least tacitly, on most teams

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        I knew a dude who was an enforcer, he was huge, like 6'9" and 300 lbs, he said the only time he got scared was when he was pounding a dude in the face and the guy just smiled at him with bloody gums. Hockey players are something else.

    • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Depends on the league and how lenient the refs are, but it's not uncommon. Peeling off the gloves and fisticuffing is a bit odd though.

    • Nicklybear [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      I mean, the joke is among us hockey fans that we went to a boxing match and a hockey game broke out. It's not really all that true anymore, to be completely honest, but it used to be. It's still a very physical game, and you will see a lot of pushing and shoving, and maybe someone takes a quick swing here and there, but fights are rare these days. All out brawls even rarer. A few decades ago, though, fighting and bench clearing brawls were quite common. I mean, “Fight Night at the Joe” (or “Brawl in Hockeytown”) is considered one of the sport's greatest moments for a reason. Quite a few documentaries have been made about that night, and the anniversary of it is celebrated every year. But, if something like that were to happen today, it would be SHOCKING.

  • chauncey [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    One of my favorite more subtle running jokes on Reno 911 was that the fire fighters were so much cooler and chill than the cops.

  • Parzivus [any]
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    1 year ago

    Makes sense, given the physique of the average firefighter vs the average cop

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    1 year ago

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  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I love the way they casually skate into range in an almost classical turn-of-the-century boxing stance lol