• lol_typical [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      I actually had no idea cats are afraid of cucumbers. Thought it was posed.

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        1 year ago

        Yeah, they're for real not into it. Not all cats react the same. I had some groceries on the table and my cat was playing with a cucumber before but those who don't like, don't like it a lot.

        • mar_k [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Being scared of cucumbers is genetic memory/a survival instinct because it reminds them of snakes. Tbh if your cat isn't scared then they're probably a coddled failson that wouldn't last a day outside

            • mar_k [he/him]
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              1 year ago

              She's supposed to see it as a venomous predator not a toy! Her ass would be probably slap a rattlesnake and get bit

          • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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            1 year ago

            a coddled failson that wouldn’t last a day outside

            :bait: i see you're trying to reignite the indoor/outdoor cat struggle session. very clever, but i shan't fall for these tricks. :garf-troll:

        • lol_typical [he/him]
          hexagon
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          1 year ago

          Some cats can't be controlled from peeing indoors with tinfoil and like playing with it. Horrible mess. Some cats are just weirder than the other weird lil guys.

            • lol_typical [he/him]
              hexagon
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              1 year ago

              I think it's supposed to be the crinkly sound that they dislike???

              • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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                1 year ago

                Most cats I've had love stuff that crinkles if they're the one making it crinkle, but they'll bolt if you crumple a plastic bag in the same room.

                • blight [any]
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                  1 year ago

                  I'm old enough to remember how much more enjoyable personally scratching a blackboard is :sicko-yes:

              • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                1 year ago

                Mine loves a crinkly sound cause she thinks everything crinkly is her treats being opened. So I dunno. Cats are weird. I've never heard of the foil thing.

    • lol_typical [he/him]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      1 year ago

      One of those russians who have 50 exotic pets jn their manse or soemthing i bet

      Subtly fucked up

      Not as bad as all the trafficked monkeys you see online

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    mods mods this post is too gross and upsets me please remove

  • plinky [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    You’ll never take me alive, cucuppers :AC-AnarKitty:

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Sigh....... you have cast the spell of 3 cums..again. :cat-confused: The cat code prevents me from declining a cum challenge. What is thy bidding, oh merciful Cum Lord? :vegan-seitan: .