A third mainstream journalist has hit the building
Which of you said yesterday that everything happens in threes? You were right LMAO
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving little shit than Nate Bronze
ABC News is expected to retain the FiveThirtyEight brand
holy shit they fired him and then stripped away everything he had lmao
ABC News: "We want FiveThirtyEight, we just don't want you, Nate. You understand, right?"
BURN!
Eh, he sold it. This was going to happen eventually. Layoffs in the corporate media are a feature, not a bug. He'll have to find comfort sleeping on a gigantic pile of money.
Actually if you review the data you'll find I had a 15% chance of getting shitcanned, so the model is still good. Please hire me.
- Nate Tinfoil
Which of you said yesterday that everything happens in threes?
Me.
https://hexbear.net/post/263332
Oh that's absolutely hilarious. Why would you ever make that deal? What an absolutely short-sighted sellout little putz.
Nate when talking about other people's jobs: "AI will replace some workers. Change is inevitable..."
Nate after AI replaces him: "You're replacing me with AI? Fuck you!"
That's what the industry calls a Silver Lemon Tucker. Knocking out key commentators that will critique the parties and data analizers from across the spectrum to hide just how bad both major party candidates are.
All those polls saying that Dems don't want Biden and Reps don't want Trump? They will be completely memory-holed by the time the real election season starts.
Can we stop for a moment and appreciate the tremendous grift that was making one lucky guess and then building a career off of it for over a decade?
