Glenn could use the spotlight. He'd fall apart in spectacular fashion like one of Elon's rockets.
Don Lemon goes to ABC
Tucker Carlson goes to CNN
Nate Silver goes to Fox
"People been asking me - 'Chris, where you been at?' You mean besides Jeffrey Epstein's plane? But seriously - I'm proud and humbled that Fox News chose me to replace Tucker. What I've been doing all this time is watching a lot of Fox. Every day. Every single day. I love it. I really do..."
Whatever bow tie wearing freak is next in line maybe that watters guy
For a moment, in the context of "bow tie wearing freaks", I was really hoping you were talking about John Waters.
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Loyd Kaufman wanders into the interview and is hired on the spot, before he opens his mouth, for no other reason than he's got a bowtie and is an old white dude.
Fired within weeks after somebody in HR takes the time to skim through a handful of the Troma Entertainment, Inc.'s library of movies.
some other heir to a multinational conglomerate. remember that Koch kid who got mad when his off the rack smokeshow bride backed out of the $wedding$ but kept the bling ring. he "designs" "cool" shirts. Wyatt Koch. he looks like a fox news editorial contributor and is gonna inherit like $82 billion, so he would bring much needed gravitas to the marketplace of ideas.
"Welcome to Wyatt's Place. This is gonna be a great hour. I'm Wyatt Koch and this is my place. Koch? That might sound familiar, right? I'm Bill Koch's son. Maybe you don't know of him - he's the quiet Koch. I'll be learning the ropes with you! I've never been an anchor before. In the opening - what news gurus call the 'A block' - I'll be informing you in what we call The News Discoteca. Let's hit the floor - I hope you're wearing a stylish shirt - haha..."
