Remember the dude who claimed that Assassin's Creed Oddessy's portrayal of Ancient Greece was historically inaccurate because the game had gay people in it?
My favorite counter-argument to people who pretend gay shit is new is the Pompeii graffiti they unearthed that was like "farewell to wondrous femininity, from now on my penis will only go into men's bottoms."
My hair isn't purple it's Tyrian Scarlet I say as I don my Praetonian cloak. Romulus and Remus didn't suck wolf tits so you could make Rome gay. We were furries. Straight. Furries.
Remember the dude who claimed that Assassin's Creed Oddessy's portrayal of Ancient Greece was historically inaccurate because the game had gay people in it?
My favorite counter-argument to people who pretend gay shit is new is the Pompeii graffiti they unearthed that was like "farewell to wondrous femininity, from now on my penis will only go into men's bottoms."
Cultural Marxism, circa 79 AD
My hair isn't purple it's Tyrian Scarlet I say as I don my Praetonian cloak. Romulus and Remus didn't suck wolf tits so you could make Rome gay. We were furries. Straight. Furries.
Egypt was ruled by furries before Rome was a thing. If you don't believe me, look up "Anubis" with safesearch off. :volcel-judge:
nice
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Not even the dumbest thing he said in that exchange.
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Please respect the heritage of Greek Christians in 425 BCE.
I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME. IT IS A GOOD PAIN :sus-torment:
greece, famously devoid of homosexuality
Who could have known that the culture that really enjoyed shirtless oil wrestling might not be super straight?
See I had the same reaction but in reverse to the original God of War over a decade earlier
Why was Kratos having sex with women all the time? He should have been having gay sex, that would have been historically accurate